upstate new yorker problem
me: i live in new york
person: oh really what part of the city?
me: no upstate
person: is that a borough?
me: no it's north of the city
person: so you're pretty close to the city how far?
me: you realize there's the entire rest of the state above new york city right
person: so you live on Long Island?
me: i need to move
